That awkward moment when you realise you're the least important friend, and the ugliest friend, and all your friends probably wouldn't even notice if you were to stop hanging out because you were never really there as an important person anywAYS FML bye.
Jun 7
Friend#1 with a bf- Omg my boyfriend and I have been together almost two weeks and I love him soo much! He just bought me an expensive necklace he's the best! 2getha 4eva
Friend#2 with a bf- We've been together for three months, and he bought me a diamond ring, but we got in a fight cause he said hi to this girl but ugh he apologised, he's so great I'm in love.
Me with a bf- My boyfriend and I watched movies all day and he bought me a cheeseburger. It was beautiful. I dig him
Jun 7
If you can take ugly pictures on snapchat better than I can we’re going to get along great.
Jun 6
All I want in life is someone who can accept my ugly weird faces on snapchat and make weird faces back chu know
Jun 6
Pretty Friends - I'm so fat.
Me- ....
Pretty Friends - Omg I'm so ugly I'm disgusting.
Me - .....
Pretty Friends - .......
Me - ....
Me - .. THEN WTF AM I HUH IF YOU'RE SIZE ZERO ASS IS FAT THEN I MUST BE A BLIMP AND IF YOUR VICTORIA SECRET LOOKING FACE IS SO UGLY I MUST LOOK LIKE A CHIMPS ASSHOLE.
Me - .... But, no you're not ugly. Ya look good.
Jun 6
After all you’ve done to me, I just want to cuddle with you and hold your hand and kiss you, then go on a walk outside and the first car that comes by us, I want to push you in front of it for making my life a living hell bYE
Jun 6
Things I need to fix to get a boyfriend
- My face
- My hair
- My body
- My social anxiety
- My
……
… Can I just be someone else. Like Ariana Grande. 👌
Jun 5
I’m not a tomboy, but I’m not a girly girl either. Like I wanna get my nails done but then again I wanna set shit on fire ya dig?
Jun 5
You wanna know the kind of relationship I want? One where you can eat as much as I can. I want someone to do stupid shit with. I wanna blow shit up. I want our friends to be close. And the only time we fight is if you beat me at a video game and I get grouchy. That sounds like a damn good relationship. No cheesy bs, no fighting for saying hi to someone, or because you ‘spend to much time with your friends’ cause your friends are probably cool shit, you hang with them as much as you want. or because you forgot our anniversary.
I’ll forget our ‘anniversary’. Anniversaries are bullshit. I want this. This is what I want.
Sincerely - a girl
Jun 5
Lol my prince charming is the Pizza Hut guy, holla at me